All that glitters isnt gold
 
 
 
 
 

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maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

imagei have just been informed on this

(Source: jailor)

 
 
 
 

pancakesandplaid:

glitteriseverythingyoudumbbitch:

image

D’awwwwww

this makes my heart melt every time

(Source: broocewayne)

 
 

needlekind:

if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science

 
 

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tell-talesignsofmisanthropy:

chaulkletwasted:

women are literally raised to be subordinate and malnourished and live in fear of murder and rape so no i am not going to feel bad for men having to live up to masculinity which were set in place by men to, again, keep women subordinate

you are literally complaining about having the better end of the stick and it makes me sick to my stomach you can choke on your spoon

and while youre at it, also choke on your own dick