do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
All that glitters isnt gold
[breaks into your house] [creeps into your bedroom] [gets into bed with you] [whispers in your ear] did you hear arctic monkeys are back
LOOK AT THIS MAGNIFICENT MOTHERFUCKER. LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT THE CURLS! LOOK AT THAT BEANIE! LOOK AT THOSE GODDAMNED GLASSES. I FUCKING. CAN. NOT!
(Source: allhalestilinski)
“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
(Source: joshfrancesgay)
(Source: spankyjustice)
A shop in London dedicated to everything Doctor Who.
(Source: blastingsky)
I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.
my computer screen is brighter than my future
blood is thicker than water, but do you wanna know what’s even thicker than blood? mozzarella cheese. really makes you think.
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